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    1. Dear everyone on every neighborhood social network, I’m sorry your stuff got stolen. That really sucks. But if you left your car outside and unlocked, it was not “broken into.”
  1. …in reply to @tylersticka
    Also, the homeless person you saw briefly peer into your driveway on your security camera was checking if you had any cans or bottles to deposit. Relax.